Monday, March 20, 2006
Ford Unveils New S.U.V.: The Ford Occupation
I don't always obsess on politics. Sometimes, being a normal American male, I obsess about cars, especially SUVs.
Watching the progress from Escape to Explorer to Expedition to Excursion, I've long advocated that Ford skip the obvious next steps -- the Incursion and Invasion -- and build a new S.U.V. called the Occupation -- a vehicle so large that it comes with its own hybrid so people can drive around inside it (what if the kids spill their milk in the back seat?). The Ford Occupation gets infinite gas mileage because wherever you're going, it's already there. And it would bring new meaning to conservative suggestions that we "turn Iran into a parking lot."
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Posted by Thersites D. Scott at 3/20/2006 05:37:00 PM